20 good reasons to brush your teeth

By Michaël Escoffier and Romain Guyard

"If I stopped brushing my teeth, I wouldn't wear out my toothbrush anymore." ... the bristles of the brush would start to grow, you'd have to shear them, and suddenly, you could make sweaters out of them. But with a toothbrush-bristle sweater, everyone would want the same one. Everyone would look alike, and suddenly I could be mistaken for the President of the Republic, etc... The adventure ends quite logically with penguins at a campsite that smell like sardines. And the conclusion... If you don't want to smell like sardines, brush your teeth regularly! TO BE READ BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER BRUSHING!