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The phenomenal book of fairy tales

These two goggle-eyed blockheads will now tell you fairy tales, and these fairy tales will be completely new, magical, funny, and most importantly, before each fairy tale there are instructions for reading and they must, simply must be followed. If you don't do this, everything will go to waste.
⭐ For example, in the book you will find "A super-fast fairy tale with animals in it." How do you think it should be read? The correct answer is super-fast! Will it work? To increase the chances of success, the listener should first massage the reader's reading muscles.
⭐ The instructions for the fairy tale about 13 funny dwarf hamsters contain a card index of marvelous facial expressions. Slides from this card index will appear in the text of the fairy tale - the reader will have to depict them as close to the original as possible.
⭐ There is a fairy tale with spaces instead of some words, and the instructions include a small dictionary. You need to choose any word from it and replace the spaces in the text with it. The options are more colorful than each other: tights, bruise, air conditioner, spleen...
Let's substitute, for example, the spleen (or perhaps tights?) into this text:
"The girl hugged the king and said:
- Your father did wrong, but I will not let this circumstance poison your life. Look around! You have a beautiful kingdom, but your subjects live in fear. Leave _______ behind! Do not be cruel to others, even if someone once offended you!
And then the king looked into the distance and whispered:
- _________!
From then on the king became kind and fair. He ordered that every inhabitant of the kingdom be given new and sparkling __________.
This is how it ends, _________!"

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