These two bug-eyed idiots will now tell you fairy tales, and these fairy tales will be completely new, magical, funny, and most importantly, before each fairy tale there are instructions for reading and it is imperative, you simply must follow it. If you don't do this, everything will be in vain.
So, for example, in the book you will find “A super quick story with animals in it.” How do you think it should be read? The correct answer is super fast! Will it work? To increase the chances of success, the listener must first give the reader a massage of the reading muscles. In the instructions for the fairy tale about 13 cheerful dwarf hamsters there is a card index of wonderful facial expressions. Slides from this card index will appear in the text of the fairy tale - the reader will have to depict them as close to the original as possible. There is a fairy tale with spaces instead of some words, and the instructions include a small dictionary. You must select any word from it and replace the spaces in the text with it. The options are more colorful than the other: leggings, bruise, air conditioning, spleen...Let's substitute, for example, the spleen (or is it the leggings?) in this text:
"The girl hugged the king and said:
- Your father did wrong, but I will not allow this circumstance to poison your life. Look around! You have a beautiful kingdom, but your subjects live in fear. Leave _______ behind! Don't be cruel to others, even if someone has once offended you!
And then the king looked into the distance and whispered:
- _________!
Since then, the king became kind and fair. He commanded that every inhabitant in the kingdom be given new and sparkling __________.
This is the end, _________! "
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